EXPOSING The Shoemaker Report by Hoshea Allen, Berland Cult Missionary!

Thanks to the widespread exposure and rabbinic condemnation of their pagan deity and false messiah, the remaining cult members of Berland’s wicked “Shuvu Banim” cult, once free to threaten their enemies with violence, are now reduced to a degree of secrecy, while still trying to entice new victims. This, then, is the season to reveal their true face, before the awareness and outrage against Berlandism fade.

In the Anglo community in Eretz Yisrael, there is a new missionary weekly “parsha sheet” in print, called “The Shoemaker Report” by Mr. Hoshea Allen, as a recruitment tactic.

His original\true name is Stephen John Allen (as can be seen by digging through LinkedIn).

Here is his academic bio:

Every such “Report” by Allen includes a manic prayer obviously written by Berland yemach shemo himself, complete with stupid gematrias in parens. This is how we know beyond the shadow of a doubt where all this is coming from, despite the “Shoemaker’s” vain attempts to conceal his dark affiliation.

Here is one example:

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Here is the header for “The Shoemaker Report”:

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Quoting Hoshea Allen’s “About” page on his website:

“Inspired by a deeply wise Tzaddik in Jerusalem, we launched The Shoemaker Report in April 2022.”

You can guess what so-called “Tzaddik” Allen intends here…

Hoshea Allen’s physical lair (apparently):

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Here is a comment left by the same H. Allen concerning Elmaliach, Berland’s chief messianism promoter (Hyehudi Editor wrote about this here). It’s clear Allen is no deer in the woods:


For more reading:

Berland Is EVEN WORSE Than You Knew!

Beis Din’s Ruling Against Eliezer Berland in Both English and Hebrew

New, Enlarged Beis Din Rules Eliezer Berland *yemach shemo* Be Ostracized

Bottom line: Don’t let them poison Jews and destroy the Torah!

Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are the author’s opinions based on public sources and rabbinic positions. All information is accurate to the best of our knowledge.

Hume’s “Answer” to Sceptical Philosophy’s Paralysis

Here’s the the short version:

I dine, I play a game of backgammon, I converse, and am merry with my friends; and when after three or four hours’ amusement I would return to these speculations, they appear so cold and strained and ridiculous that I cannot find in my heart to enter into them any farther.

In general, this is the only good “answer” to secular philosophy (although my response is superior; you may glean it from the free ebook)!

Needless to say, Hume didn’t invent games, nor was he the first to record their effect…

פרא”ק ראשי תיבות: פה רק אני קובע

פראק:

פה

רק

אני

קובע

כך רגיל בפי הרב מאיר אליהו שליט”א (לא יודע אם זה חדוש שלו, מצאתי בגוגל שהיתה בדיחה דומה בתוכנית הטלויזיה “שנות ה-80”).

(לא כ”כ משקף את הנסיון האישי שלי, אבל…)

אגב, הנה מ”ש בנושא הבגד הזה באנגלית…

Rabbi Steinman’s Rational Rule of Segulos

Quoting the Torah Matzav:

“Only those סגולות that the סגולה is in itself a Mitzvah (e.g., סנדק – paying tuition for others). Those Segulos one should do.”

As he explains: Even if the סגולה won’t work, the זכות of doing theמצוה  might work. Most of the other non-Mitzvah סגולות are a waste of time to do. (סתם ג’האקט אין קאפ אריין)

Seems wise to me.