Parsha Joke
Rivka asked her parents’ permission to start dating.
They said, “But Rivka, you’re only three! You’re too young!”
Rivka answered: I know, but I’m in the parsha!
I know, I know, you want your money back…
Rivka asked her parents’ permission to start dating.
They said, “But Rivka, you’re only three! You’re too young!”
Rivka answered: I know, but I’m in the parsha!
I know, I know, you want your money back…
For example, the common “Tzelem Elokim” argument for sparing supposed non-combatants is baseless, see inside.
— Overheard analysis of current events.