Ha’etz: A Beginner’s Mnemonic for Nut Cases

“All nuts are tree-nuts but peanuts.”

Overheard.

[AI corrects me: Tiger nuts (“chufa”) are not nuts but tubers, and thus ha’adama. No idea what that is…]

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