Jewish or Goyish? A Comprehensive List…
I don’t know if kosher; I don’t understand it all, Baruch Hashem, but… here goes (probably doesn’t apply to Israeli Jews):
Judges Are Jewish
Juries Are Goyish
Packing all the mini hotel shampoos is Jewish
Using them is Goyish
Ordering family style is Jewish
Ordering a la carte is Goyish
Cruises are Jewish
Walking tours are Goyish
Laugh-In was Jewish
Hee Haw was Goyish
Grabbing lox from the back of the buffet first, is Jewish
Grabbing melon from the front is Goyish
Bunions are Jewish
Flat feet are Goyish
Simon Says is Jewish
The Hokey Pokey is Goyish
“Bewitched” is Jewish
“I Dream of Jeannie” is Goyish
The Limbo is Jewish
Line dancing is Goyish
Picking from your mate’s plate is Jewish
Not wanting even a “little taste” is Goyish
Fruitcake is Goyish
Fruit and cake is Jewish
Reading “how-to” books is Goyish
Writing “how-to” books is Jewish
ESPN is Goyish
PBS is Jewish
Tiffany’s is Goyish
Your Uncle Ira in the Jewelry District is Jewish
Passing bars is Goyish
Passing the Bar Exam is Jewish
DIY (Do it Yourself) is Goyish
PAG (Pay A Goy who knows what he’s doing) is Jewish
Mary Kay is Goyish
Murry the K is Jewish
The Chia pet infomercial is Goyish
Ronco spray-on hair is Jewish
Morbidly obese is Goyish
Baby fat is Jewish
NASCAR is Goyish. Period.
West Coast is Goyish
East Coast is Jewish
Lunch meat is Goyish;
Deli is Jewish
White bread is Goyish;
Rye is Jewish
Sushi is Jewish;
Chopsticks are Goyish
Comforters are Goyish
Suspenders are Jewish;
Overalls are Goyish
Waldbaum’s was Jewish;
A&P was Goyish.
(Now A&P is the parent company of Waldbaum’s!)
Alan Sherman was Jewish;
Weird Al Yankovic, not so much
Laughing at someone else’s troubles is Goyish;
Laughing at your own troubles is Jewish
“Youngsters” are Goyish,
“Kids” are Jewish
Buttering bread is Goyish;
Spreading margarine is Jewish
Sitting quietly to get served is Goyish:
Standing and waving one’s hands is Jewish
I have just one thing to say about the Heineken can. Maybe beer is Goyish, but Freddie Heineken, the founder of the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam (a very Jewish city) was a Jewish man…just thought to tell you that…well, pointing this out is Jewish too, I think…
WWF is Goyish,
the NBA is Jewish
Tattoos and piercing are Goyish;
Diamonds and pearls are Jewish
Ham sandwiches are Goyish;
Corned beef on rye is Jewish
White sox are Goyish;
No sox are Jewish
Saving Money is Goyish;
Investing money is Jewish
Snowmobiling is Goyish;
Skiing is Jewish
Doing Landscaping is Goyish;
Hiring a Landscaper is Jewish
Beer is Goyish;
Wine is Jewish
Frizzy hair is Jewish;
Stick straight flat hair is Goyish
A party that revolves around the buffet table is Jewish
A party that revolves around the bar is Goyish!
Making lists of what’s Jewish and what’s not…
is VERY Jewish!!