Joke About Bevin Netanyahoo

The Prime Minister and members of his staff from the Knesset went for a tour to see the situation of various State institutions. Their first stop was at the local school. They see that the walls were falling apart, the books were old and outdated and the roof was leaking. The principal cried to the PM that they needed money for the basic renovations. Yet, the PM sadly told him that right now it was a difficult situation for the country and there was no money in the budget for this.

Their next stop was to the local university. There as well the President of the University showed how lack the security was and outdated, how the computers were old and failing and how the yards and landscaping was all over run. Again the Prime Minister sadly told him that there was no extra funds to allocate to them as the budget for the country was very tight.

Finally their last stop was to the local prison. There the warden gave them a tour and showed them the shabby matresses and smelly bed sheets, the leaky broken  air conditioning system and how the Television and entertainment center was always on the blink. Immediately the Prime Minister said that he would take care of the problem and within a few minutes he informed them that repair men were on the way and new beds, sheets and even hi screen TVs were coming as well. When asked by his staff member who was shocked how this could happen. Bibi eloquently explained

School we finished already, College I don’t think we’ll ever be going to, but prison on the other hand….”

Found here.

לבני ברק אין שום הבטחת הגנה מהחזו”א, ק”ו לא מקומות אחרים

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מבלי להרחיב על מה שנכון שם, הרי מה שנתלו באילן גדול טעות גמור. מרן החזו”א ז”ל התכון (אם אמר זאת) שזכותו הגדולה מצילה על מקום המצאו, ותו לא.
תמיד לעצמו הוא דורש בלשונות “כאן” או “בני ברק”. וזהו “וכן המנהג בישוב החדש” שביעית סי’ כ’ לפני חלק “דיני שביעית בשדות נכרים”, וכן בדינים והנהגות פרק י”ח סי’ י”א גבי צחצוח נעליים בחוה”מ, וכן מה שמסופר על “מנהג” להמנע ממלאכה בערב פסח גם לפני חצות, ועוד ועוד. גם תלמידי החזו”א נוקטים לשון דומה בכמה מקומות.
ועוד, מה זה שייך לאחר מות החזו”א?! ומה זה שייך במקו”א?!
ועוד לצטט זאת לאחר פטירת מי שהרחיב את ה”הבטחה” המקורית שלא היתה…
(ואיני בקי בהיסטוריה, אבל שמעתי שיש לדון מטעם הכחשת החוש. לא עשיתי מחקר על כל זה ברשת.)
אפשר רק לדמיין כיצד היה הרמב”ם מגיב אם היה שומע על זה…

אגב, תחת לכתוב כותרת נוסח “חרובי קרתא”, למה שלא יכתבו לשון “פרסאי דמגנו עלוון” (ע”ז ט”ז’ א’), אה?

[גם זה לא נכון לע”ד, עכ”פ בימינו, ולא באתי אלא לתמוה עליהם לטעמייהו של חסרי טעם ודעת.]

R’ Miller: When Rabbis Are Accused of Being Too Loyal to Torah, Goren Offers His Candidacy?!

From Toras Avigdor:

Q:

What is your opinion about the recent election of Rabbi Goren as the new Chief Rabbi in Israel?

A:

Last week I spoke about this already. But in case somebody didn’t hear me, I’ll repeat it because it’s important. The election of the new Chief Rabbi in Israel is a national misfortune. And that’s really enough said. These two persons should have refused to run against two older rabbis [Rav Issar Yehuda Unterman and Rav Yitzchak Nissim]. Two older rabbis against whom there were no accusations except that they were too frum. And those accusations are not even true anyways. When old Rabbis are accused of being of being too loyal to the Torah then nobody should have dared to be a candidate. And anybody who was elected on such grounds is, is – I don’t want to say what he is.

TAPE # 1 (October 1973)