EXPOSING The Shoemaker Report by Hoshea Allen, Berland Cult Missionary!

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Thanks to the widespread exposure and rabbinic condemnation of their pagan deity and false messiah, the remaining cult members of Berland’s wicked “Shuvu Banim” cult, once free to threaten their enemies with violence, are now reduced to a degree of secrecy, while still trying to entice new victims. This, then, is the season to reveal their true face, before the awareness and outrage against Berlandism fade.

In the Anglo community in Eretz Yisrael, there is a new missionary weekly “parsha sheet” in print, called “The Shoemaker Report” by Mr. Hoshea Allen, used as a recruitment tactic.

His original\true name is Stephen John Allen (from LinkedIn). Academic bio:

Every such “Report” by Allen includes a manic prayer obviously written by Berland yemach shemo himself, complete with stupid gematrias in parens. This is how we know beyond the shadow of a doubt where all this is coming from and leading to, despite the “Shoemaker’s” vain attempts to conceal his dark affiliation.

Here is one example:

Berlands-so-called-prayers

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Sample text:

רִבּוֹנוֹ שֶׁל עוֹלָם כֹּל יָכוֹל אֲשֶׁר לֹא יִבָּצֵר מִמְּךָ מְזִימָה, זַכֵּנִי אָב 3 הָרַחֲמָן, ‘אֱלָהָא 47 קַדִּישָׁא 415 דִי 14 בְרָא 203 כָל 50 נַפְשָׁא’ 431 = 1153, בְּבַת זוּגִי הָאֲמִתִּית כְּהֶרֶף 305 עַיִן 130 = 435, בִּזְכוּת הַצַּדִּיק 209 יְסוֹד 80 עוֹלָם 146 = 435, רַבֵּינוּ נַחְמָן בֶּן שִׂמְחָה בֶּן פֵיגֶא, וּבִזְכוּת רַבִּי אַבָּא בַּר זַבְדָא וִיהוּדָא נְשִׂיאָה, הוֹצֵא אוֹתִי מֵאַרְבַּעַת הַקְּלִפּוֹת הַנּוֹרָאוֹת ‘רוּחַ סְעָרָה, עָנָן גָּדוֹל, אֵשׁ מִתְלַקַּחַת וּקְלִפַּת נֹגַהּ’, שֶׁהֵם אַרְבַּעַת הַקְּלִפּוֹת הַנּוֹרָאוֹת: שׁוֹשִילְתָּא 1047 וְכַלְבָּא 59 וְגַוְּזָא 23 וְאַוְזָא 24 = 1153, וְנִזְכֶּה אֲנִי וְכַלָּתִי לִתְשׁוּבָה מֵאַהֲבָה, וּתְכַפֵּר לָנוּ אָב 3 הָרַחֲמָן עַל כָּל הַמַּחְשָׁבוֹת רָעוֹת שֶׁנִּכְשַׁלְנוּ, וְכָל מַעֲשִׂים רָעִים שֶׁנִּכְשַׁלְנוּ, וּתְקַיֵּם בָּנוּ אֶת הַפָּסוּק “וְסָר עֲוֹנֶךָ וְחַטָּאתְךָ 444 תְּכֻפָּר” 706 = 1153.

Here is the header for “The Shoemaker Report”:
shoemaker-header

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Quoting Hoshea Allen’s “About” page on his website:

“Inspired by a hidden Tzaddik in Jerusalem, we launched The Shoemaker Report in April 2022.”

You can guess which so-called “hidden Tzaddik” the ‘royal we’ intends here…

Here is a comment left by H. Allen concerning Elmaliach, Berland’s chief messianism promoter (Hyehudi Editor wrote about this here). It’s clear Allen is no deer in the woods:

Further reading about this evil cult:

Berland Is EVEN WORSE Than You Knew!

Beis Din’s Ruling Against Eliezer Berland in Both English and Hebrew

New, Enlarged Beis Din Rules Eliezer Berland *yemach shemo* Be Ostracized

An Intro to the Berland Scandal – Written By Gemini

Bottom line: Don’t let this cult poison Jews and destroy the entire Torah!

Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are the author’s opinions based on public sources and universal rabbinic positions. All information is accurate to the best of our knowledge.

האם יש כח להטעות רבנים לעת זקנותם ולהוציא מהם הוראות שקר? ודאי ובודאי

Authored by: העורך Editor

צלום שקבלתי מתוך שו”ת מהר”ם פאדווה סו”ס צ”ח (מתוך אוה”ח), לא בדקתי בפנים:

מתוך-שות-מהרם-פדאווה-הוצאת-זכרון-אהרן

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והנה צילום מסך, להקל על המעיין:

Hume’s “Answer” to Sceptical Philosophy’s Paralysis

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Here’s the the short version:

I dine, I play a game of backgammon, I converse, and am merry with my friends; and when after three or four hours’ amusement I would return to these speculations, they appear so cold and strained and ridiculous that I cannot find in my heart to enter into them any farther.

In general, this is the only good “answer” to secular philosophy (although my response is superior; you may glean it from the free ebook)!

Needless to say, Hume didn’t invent games, nor was he the first to record their effect…