Odddballl Compilation of, Welll…

OK, I was bored out of my mind waiting for someone (don’t ask), and in no mood to actually do anything productive, um, and I had the weirdly ingenius idea of searching through our, well, Archives page for

Scratch that sentence!

Your hardworking curator, editor and sole proprietor of the-one-and-only Hyehudi.org engaged in digitally sifting through all the titles of past articles for horrific typos by searching for repetitions of the exact same letter (e.g., ZZZ, צצצ), number, or symbol appearing three times in a row (excluding 300 ellipses).

Well, here is a list of fourteen relevant discoveries (typos excised):

  1. Israeli Government ‘Saaaaafety
  2. Only John Bolton and Other Cockroaches Don’t Mind a Nuclear WWIII
  3. Awww – Kotzk Seems Alright…
  4. תיקוני עירובין גליון #111
  5. תיקוני עירובין גליון #222
  6. Next Week Hyehudi.org Reaches *5,000* ARTICLES…!
  7. COVERUP: How the Feds Murdered 50,000 Oldsters via Lethal Flu Shots In 1993
  8. התקליטור התורני עם 3,000 ספרי קודש – כעת ב50% הנחה
  9. Who Knows 20,000?
  10. קול החינוך גליונות #111 – #114
  11. 20,000 Dollars down the Drain – Don’t Dream of ‘Donating’ Again!
  12. Um, Do You Want Over 9,000 Jewish Songs – For Free? (Yes, I Said FREE!)
  13. The Best Mussar Sefer Is ___?
  14. מיזם 929? לאאא. מעכשיו: מיזם 447

Anyway…