Three people, one of them a member of the Israeli Defense Forces, were shipwrecked and landed on a remote cannibal-infested island. They were captured before long, and as cauldrons of water were being hoisted onto the fire, the natives offered to grant each of their captives one last wish.
The first doomed man requested a pen and paper and penned a farewell note to his family. The second person asked for a five-course –non-human-meat – final meal. The Israeli asked that the tribal leader punch him in the face. A strange request, but in their final moments on earth, people don’t always think coherently… As soon as the Chief socked him, the Israeli pulled out an Uzi and mowed down the hapless captors.
“Why did you wait until he punched you before shooting them?” the two relieved friends asked.
“And have the whole world say that I was the aggressor?!”
Old joke, source unknown.