Be the First to Collect Tzedakah on Har Habayis!

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No, it’s probably not “legal”, but it isn’t legal at the Kosel, either, so…

Disclaimer: Satire, as always.

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  2. A Positive Mitzvah Would Never Be Criminalized by the State, but Hypothetically Speaking…
  3. Why Can’t Jews Collect Tzedakah at Meron?
  4. Laugh and Cry: What’s Worse, Neveilos or Arayos?!
  5. Rabbi Yehuda Levi: How Can B’nei Torah Go Up To Har Habayis?

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