A Positive Mitzvah Would Never Be Criminalized by the State, but Hypothetically Speaking…

To avoid leaving fingerprints, nail polish might work.

Source: Someone with experience. If it’s on Wikipedia, it must be for public consumption (כל מלתא דמתאמרא באפי תלתא).

Disclaimer: satire.

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