A Jew once visited a famous rabbi [this story is told of various rabbis; pick one].
Petitioner: Please give me a Beracha for Parnassah (livelihood).
Rabbi: “Is that what you need a Beracha for?”
Petitioner: Yes.
Rabbi: “You mean you don’t have money?”
Petitioner: Correct.
“Wait”, said the rabbi. “If you don’t have money, how did you manage to get past the gatekeepers?!”