The Politician’s (Oops, I Meant Narcissist’s) Creed

By Dayna Craig (online attribution)

  • That didn’t happen.
  • And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
  • And if it was, it’s not a big deal.
  • And if it is, that’s not my fault.
  • And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
  • And if I did, you deserved it.

(Find further analysis here and here.)