Have time for a short joke (source)?
General Marshall is in charge of the American Army, and he is visiting his colleague General Goldstein, who is in charge of the Israeli Army. Marshall arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Goldstein.
They both walk around the place, and Marshall asks: “So how are your men?”
“Very well trained, General.”
“I hope so. You see, my men over at the United States Army are so well trained, you see, they’re the bravest men in the world.”
“Well, I’m not so sure about that General,” replies Goldstein. “My men are very brave, too.”
“I’d like to see that,” says Marshall.
So Goldstein calls private Barak and says: “Private Barak! I want you to stop that tank simply by standing in front of it!”
“Are you crazy?” says Private Barak. “It would kill me! Are you some kind of fool?”
Goldstein turns to Marshall and says, “You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.”