Fake Jews, Hollywood Style

The United States is the paradigm of Esau. So we have to ask ourselves, what negative effects do American Jews have on Eretz Yisrael?

American Jews fail to integrate into Israeli society because American history is about war and cronyism. Specifics aside, in the common view, the glory of the U.S. derives from the imperialistic genocide of native Indians and the enslavement of Africans. Cash and control; platitudes aside, that is the American mentality.

As always, Jews seek to simulate the host culture even better than the original, so the American Jew, when he travels abroad, aims to conquer other countries, indifferently leaving war and destruction in his wake, literally and figuratively.

Now upon arriving in Israel, the American Jew encounters a unique creature, known to us as the “Israeli”. The Israeli, it is true, was inundated for decades by a baffling combination of communist and crony-capitalist deceptions, but he stills harbors a natural repulsion for the gross idolatry of the ‘American Calf’ and hamburgers.

And so, we witness the ingathering of American Jews, assisted by their Christian Evangelist brothers-in-arms from Nefesh B’Nefesh (or should we call it “Nafesh Tachat Nefesh”?) as they attempt to dominate the neighborhood, and eventually, the entire country, with the tried-and-true method of poisonous profuse dollar infusions. We are not speaking here of the true Jew, who happens to hail from the United States, who vomits out the un-Jewish culture and came here in search of the Torah truth, that truth which applies to the poor and the wealthy equally (Leviticus 19:15).

Yes, you heard me right! Those ambassadors of corrupt Americanism have infected Israel and its Jews with their crude outlook on life. American Jewry has imported the yuppie rat race mentality, gave us snobbishness bordering on disgust, toward the less-well-off classes, who feel economically exploited, worsening the existing ethnic division, and, worst of all, generated Israeli urban gentrification.

True, real estate prices escalate, then effective charity organizations are founded, but the inherent goal is often to control the poor families who came first. So, the local “beggars”, incapable of keeping up with the white-racist steak-eating club are made to depart their districts.

Americans are a pox on humanity at large, and American Jews uniquely a plague on the Jews of Israel. Fortunately, we have Trump to make us understand that the friends of the Israelis are also the enemies of the Jews…

Hashem has decided to eliminate them by their own evil: Patriotism.

(Doubtless, a parenthetically Jewish good American will regard this anti-American essay as anti-Semitic.)