I Asked ChatGPT: ‘Write Witty and Punchy Song Re Mitzva of Saying Shnayim Mikra’

(Verse 1)
Oh, let me tell you ’bout a mitzvah that’s divine,
It’s called Shnayim Mikra, and it’s oh so fine.
You read the Torah twice, every single week,
It’s a mitzvah that’s unique, let me take a peek!

(Chorus)
Shnayim Mikra, Shnayim Mikra, it’s the way to go,
Reading the Torah twice, it’s a mitzvah to know.
With each verse you read, you’ll gain wisdom and insight,
Shnayim Mikra, oh what a delight!

(Verse 2)
From Genesis to Deuteronomy, you’ll explore,
The stories, the laws, and so much more.
With each reading, you’ll uncover hidden gems,
Discovering the Torah’s wisdom, like priceless gems.

(Chorus)
Shnayim Mikra, Shnayim Mikra, it’s the way to go,
Reading the Torah twice, it’s a mitzvah to know.
With each verse you read, you’ll gain wisdom and insight,
Shnayim Mikra, oh what a delight!

(Bridge)
So grab your Chumash, let’s dive right in,
With Shnayim Mikra, the journey begins.
From the weekly portion, you’ll learn and grow,
Unleashing the Torah’s magic, let it flow!

(Chorus)
Shnayim Mikra, Shnayim Mikra, it’s the way to go,
Reading the Torah twice, it’s a mitzvah to know.
With each verse you read, you’ll gain wisdom and insight,
Shnayim Mikra, oh what a delight!

(Outro)
So let’s embrace this mitzvah, let’s make it our own,
With Shnayim Mikra, our Torah knowledge will be known.
So grab your Chumash, and let’s start the show,
Shnayim Mikra, it’s time to grow!

Techeiles: The ‘Gedolim’ Set the Tone

A friend told me he wants to wear Techeiles, but cannot (in his mind) since he still needs to marry off his sons.

I’m not saying the man is justified, but one thing is sure: the “Gedolim” who unexcusably delay the normalization of Techeiles (while also unforgivably delaying marriage for youth…) will pay for this!

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